Bullwinkles puts up sign with new dress code

Your favorite campus bar you love to hate is now limiting your right to bare arms.

Coming to you via a simple post on their door, Bullwinkles has thrown down a word to all.

The poster put up on Bullwinkles door earlier today explains the bar’s new dress code for the weekend. The list of 10 writes:

• No billed hats or do-rags
• No drug related clothing
• No camo
• No work boots
• No baggy or excessive clothing including sagging
• No excessive jewelry or accessories
• No plain colored t-shirts or plain colored outfits
• No athletic clothing including joggers, hoodies
• No high top or plain white sneakers
• No sleeveless anything

Some of this is maybe understandable, but mainly outright ridiculous. If I can’t wear my white converse high tops, then your bartenders should have to abide the same rules us paying customers have to.

The poster warns customers that they will be turned down from entering the bar: “Due to changing styles and trends we reserve the right to reject anyone for any reason at any time. If you are reading this then you are probably out of dress code. Thank you.”

There is no way I will be wearing sleeves with the temperatures warming up, at least not until you make the bartenders wear them, too.