What would you do with 500 pounds of weed?
‘Damn, that’s a lot of money’
Last week, 500 pounds of marijuana was found in a semi truck in a Wal-Mart Super Center parking lot in Fishers, a suburb of Indiana. It was the biggest drug bust the town tame, affluent community has ever seen.
Now, unless you’re Willie Nelson, you’re probably thinking to yourself, Holy shit that’s a lot of weed.
Seriously, we’re talking millions of dollars worth of bud here, people. Upon hearing this shocking number it got me thinking, what would an average college student do with that much weed? The possibilities here are really endless. Here’s what just a handful of fellow boilermakers said they would do with this heavy stash.
Sarah, Sophomore ,Management
“I would sell it. Damn 500 lbs, though. That’s a lot of cash.”
Elly, Undecided, Freshman
“I would probably hire people to sell it for me because I don’t like the smell. Then I would run the operation like the boss that I am. That’s if it were legal, but since it’s not I would totally turn it in…”
Ryan, Senior, Engineering
“Damn, that’s a lot of money.”
Alright, buddy, message recieved.
Emily, Senior, Psychology
“I would plant the marijuana in Donald Trumps house and get him arrested and out of the running for president.”
Marie, Sophomore, Film and Video Studies
“I would keep one fourth of the marijuana and sell the other three fourths and get filthy rich.”
Ria, Sophomore, Psychology
“I would smoke it, sell it share it and make some damn good edibles with it.”
So there you have it, being the true poor college kids that we are was a theme that proved evident here with almost everyone saying they would sell the stash. But who could blame them that could definitely take care of some student loans and then some. So keep doing you fellow boilermakers, you clearly like to make that money and get turnt.