Okay technically it was the day after

Love was in the air

Roses are red and shit

Girl, you’re the only ratio I need

You have a lot to learn

Fulfill your civic duty as a college student

The football team to score against Michigan

You wake up with no hangover

Putting the myth to bed once and for all

Helping you get shit faced on a budget

Really wish I could just wear my North Face

College Ave is the ultimate day drinker

‘Cultural and ethnic diversity is an essential element of our identity’

Don’t feel ashamed of your love for caramel frappes

Come be a part of the global media franchise that reaches 8 million people every month

Your dreams of finding a hunny with money are here

I will miss the involvement fair, but as with all things in life, good things must come to an end