He said he’d be a rockstar if he didn’t teach

‘Our neighbors were literally funneling beers across the hallway until the morning’

He’ll have 35,000 instant friends

MIPs were issued at multiple bars

Why do they keep taking the intro classes so seriously?

Flat tires, sick grandmothers, dead computers, oh my

‘He was coming towards us Walking Dead style’

Flanagan’s is a rite of passage for all freshmen

We’re all experts now, anyway

And you’re going to love us