What you missed while you were crying and cursing your profs this week
If only UMass had a replay button…oh wait
We get it! You’re busy! School sucks, and this week has sucked extra hard, but as you sat regretting your human form, while crying over a watery container of Easy Mac and that Art History midterm you swore was in December, you missed out on a lot. Here’s what happened.
A freshman living in Southwest got seriously wasted
I know, I know. First thing you’re wondering is, “how have the Zoo animals gone on in my absence?”. Calm down Elle Woods, the “drunkest kid ever” has had it more than under control. And he’s all ours.
Confused? Never fear. The Tab has got your back. One of our reporters got an exclusive interview with “the drunkest kid ever” himself! Brave, brave girl.
We ate lobster without Bill Cosby paying for it
Okay. On to the real happenings on campus. I trust that Mac is great and all, but for Christ’s sake, please don’t let me find out you opted for that in place of the dinner of a lifetime.
And I thought Berk had peaked.
It was Halloween
Speaking of UMass dining . . . apparently they have Halloween costume contests now?!
Way to go Captain America! Remember to save that shield for when it inevitably snows, and the only way to access any dining common is by sled. Interested in some other favorites? Yes. Cat made the list. Twice.
Petition to extend Halloweekend anyone? Maybe not. But since I know we’re all still riding that post-halloween come-down train, why not relive Rae Sremmurd’s Halloween concert one last time.