My adventures on Tinder in the Pioneer Valley

I call this one: Hopeful Girl Tries Tinder. Here’s just a small sampling of some of the gems I’ve found on this lovely App.

“Why not give it a shot?” I said. “What could possibly go wrong?” . . .

The confused one

That’s literally not even my name.

The confused feminist?

He knows me so well!!

The ladies man extraordinaire

What?

The double messager

Classic.

The triple messager

Classic. Classic.

The Casanova

You go to Amherst college. TELL me you can’t spell out the word.

The man with a baby who is still DTF

The garbage human

And judging by yours, I’m assuming you do too.

The trustworthy

I’m a serial killer.

The lonely one

:,/

The threesome seeker

I TRIED SO HARD TO BE NICE. SO HARD.

The ever faithful

Oh, I’m excited.

The dude who wants nudes

/:

And of course . . . the bad boy

That’s because I murdered your entire family.

I’m sure if I keep swiping the right one will come along…

@carolinephinney