‘Every time someone asks about your relationship status–chug’
‘This is why I’m not a completely horrible human being for saying so’
Yes, the kitchen is small. Yes, all the appliances are from 2002. But that doesn’t have to ruin the day.
‘I love Carol Folt – what better way to celebrate her than with some weird haikus?’
‘Now that the Union has officially authorized naps, I can’t wait to try it out’
‘If you voted for Trump, I don’t hate you, but I may not be able to trust you’
‘Just because the candidate that you support was not elected, does not mean that you can openly protest against the democratic process’
‘There’s no shame in staying in the safety of your bedroom where no one will see you ugly cry.’
When you come back, Carolina is going to be the team that nobody wants to take on
