The cutest pets on campus: Meet Dudley and Bridget

Welcome to the cutest pets on campus. Each week, we’ll be profiling UT’s furriest – so if you want your pet featured, message our Facebook page.

This week, meet guinea pigs Dudley and Bridget.

For such (supposedly) small animals, their sass levels are through the roof.

Names: Dudley, left and Bridget, right

Sex: Dudley, male and Bridget, female

Just waiting to be fed

Hobbies: being abnormally large (seriously, they’re the size of small dogs), being ridiculously photogenic, squealing really loud for attention and then running away when you try to pet them.

Straight up glamorous

Don’t worry, she just always looks scared

Likes: anything edible (and to them, everything is edible), running around and peeing everywhere (it’s a real problem), taking selfies.

Dislikes: dressing up, lack of attention (their silent treatment is a force to be reckoned with).

Relationship status: unrequited love

Seriously, she couldn’t care less about him

But seriously you guys, guinea pig lady is the new cat lady