There is a ‘Trumpkin’ patch outside Larry Sabato’s house
Donald Trump + pumpkin = Trumpkin. Huuuuuuuuuuuuge
The Trumpkin Patch has been started.
Located outside of the house of UVA’s very own political extraordinaire, Larry Sabato, a mysterious looking pumpkin resembling a certain presidential hopeful has magically appeared.
The distinctive features of the Trumpkin feature a puckered pout, rosy cheeks, bushy eyebrows, and the iconic hairstyle that resembles John Travolta’s famous toupee.
However, one recommendation I’d personally provide would incorporate the selection of a pumpkin with a tone that’s closer to that of a yam, or maybe, even a carrot. Perhaps ruffle the hair up a bit more too for some sex appeal.
Notably, the Trumpkin sits tall in all its glory by a brick wall. Perhaps this is the first step of Trump’s scheme to build a wall. Start local, start fresh? Will the Trumpkin send all the unworthy pumpkins back to the pumpkin patch? Don’t even get him started on gourds.
With Trump still polling in as the lead Republican Candidate, it goes without saying that he’ll be a popular take for this years halloween costume. Bid adieu to the slutty cat costume and give a warm welcome to the slutty Donald Trump costume. Disclaimer: It’s just dressing as Ivanka.