Major keys to Blowout
Bless up, Tribe
Follow me (and DJ Khaled) on the journey to a more successful Blowout. If you follow these major keys, it’ll be lit. Suh, dude.
Major Key 1: Make sure you have a blowout tank. Any other type of shirt will not be tolerated.
Major Key 2: Travel in packs. Six packs that is. If you drink less than a six pack, you’re not doing it right.
Major Key 3: When asked how many drinks you want, the only response is, ‘Another one’.
Major Key 4: Ask Chef D what’s good because there will be a hella ton of free food around campus.*
Major Key 5: Travel in packs. Packs of friends. No one wants to see you drinking alone, except for THEY.
Major Key 6: Make like Khaled, and stay loyal to your types of drinks. THEY are the only ones that want you to be sloppy out there.
This man is as lit as blowout.
Major Key 7: Don’t drink in your letters, or the frat bro gods will be after you.
Major Key 8: Pour a shot out for Tupac. We know he’s not really dead, but he’s always watching out for those who disrespect. Bless up, fam. “Respeck my name,” said Birdman.
Major Key 9: Turn on We The Best Radio (or any other good tunes) because blowout is a celebration. You deserve it.
Major Key 10: Don’t play yourself. Make sure you’re ready for finals next week because that GPA is important.
*FREE FOOD OPPORTUNITIES ON BLOWOUT
LDOC TACOS: Sunken Gardens @ 12:00 pm
DUMPLINGS ON THE TERRACE: Terrace @ 11 am
BLOW A .00 FOR HOTDOGS: Terrace @ 5 pm (JSYK: U MUST B SOBER)
CAMPUS WIDE PICNIC: Sunken Gardens @ 4:30 pm (If it rains go the caf or Sadler)
BSO LDOC COOKOUT: Jamestown Field @ 4 pm
PANCAKE HOUSE: Sadler @ 9 pm