Things Harvard students will definitely do while they’re at Yale
Why do they always want to talk about economic crises?
With The Game this weekend, we all know Harvard punks will start infesting our sacred campus. Though they try to fit in, a true Yalie will know who they are, because they tend to stand out… and by stand out I mean suck.
Here are a few things Harvard students will definitely do while they’re visiting and I dare you to prove me wrong.
Show up to Toad’s at 10pm
“What? That’s what the Facebook event said!”
Still more fun than any Harvard party
Speak Spanish to the guys at Gheav to show how cultured and accepting they are
Hola! Me llamo drunk
Start a political debate during a night out
“What do you think about the current economic crisis in China? Because I disagree and here’s why.”
Try to ignore the fact that Yalies are just so much hotter than Harvard students
Weigh the pros and cons of finals clubs vs. frats
Literally, no one cares
Try to negate how much more fun Yale is by saying our campus is ugly
You’re right. IDK how we survive
Make ironic jokes during The Game
‘Go Red Sox! Haha, get it?’ Yes, we get it. You can leave now
And finally, they’ll try to hide their tears as they get on the bus back to school and we go home for Thanksgiving break.
Sorry ’bout it.