Junior Sara Lee is the best person on Facebook this week
She’s attending every made-up event we’ve seen
Thanksgiving week is just about as American as a week can be, consisting of three days of pre-munching (think of this as a warm up for your stomach), one day of binging (i.e. eating two pounds of turkey, a bowl of mashed potatoes and half a pie, then taking a nap and doing it all over again), and four days of devouring those leftovers (because those turkey sandwiches are bae).
Though we were all superstars last week, there seemed to be a Facebook trend of people “attending” made-up events. But JE junior Sara Lee stood out among the rest, and we can prove it.
While you were Instagramming a picture of your food baby, Sara was coming out of her cocoon.
As you passed out on the couch next to a full pecan pie, she was listening to the classics.
Deciding between mashed or roasted potatoes? Well, Sara was asking the important questions.
As you prepared for your diet (that will definitely start tomorrow), Sara was looking towards bigger and better things.
Alright, alright.
And finally, she showed Facebook how she really feels about coming back to campus for finals.
You keep doing you, Sara.