Apparently, Yale is one of the best schools to fall in love
Huh?
In College Magazine’s “Top 10 Schools for Falling in Love“, we ranked #2, making it abundantly clear that College Magazine has never ever been to Yale.
“Is this a joke?” said 99 percent of the very, VERY single student body as they chug their bags of Franzia.
These are some direct quotes from the article:
“Yale students understand that the key to maintaining a successful relationship is learning about one.”
OK…
“Once you’ve applied your lessons on love and settled down, take an early pregnancy education class.”
WHOA MOVING A LITTLE QUICK THERE NOW AREN’T WE?
“The Carousel at Lighthouse Point Park provides a great place to study at sunset, especially with that guy from class you can’t stop thinking about.”
Huh?
I wasn’t sure if I was the only one who has never heard of the Carousel at Lighthouse Point Park, so I decided to do a little research.
Ah, of course! Lighthouse Point Park, the extremely popular date spot that is a 17. MINUTE. DRIVE. AWAY.
Nice try, College Magazine. Better luck next time.