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Sounds quite metal tbh
Don’t you give up, nah-nah-nah, I won’t give up, nah-nah-nah, let me love you
‘She is definitely not pretty enough to be in this chapter’
The greatest self-own of all time
Do something else ffs
What is going on
Why do people even want to see this
Do you want to pay $5,000 for a week of yoga? Flights not included
Marsha Blackburn, buy Reputation, available on iTunes
Bruce Hay says the allegations are ‘false and defamatory’
It totally works like this
They are lying to you
You can now work for her – but she won’t pay you
This is the realest
One of her many crimes against humanity
‘I was often teased for my attraction to girls on the thicker side, ones who were shorter and curvier’
Christian ministers are hosting ‘help my child is gay’ seminars
It got so bad she needed a police escort to class
Hey Satan, go back to Party City where you belong!
‘He’s gone from greasy rat boi like franciscan friar’
Lionesses outsold
‘Doctors are unsure if she would walk again’
It’s called ‘passing the trash’
1 like = 1 respect
‘He wasn’t groping, he was just trying to make her feel welcome’
One witch said Sephora made their skin crawl
Smart grind always pays off
It’s poison that burns your skin and nothing else
‘Suddenly, more people backed out, INCLUDING THE CUNT MAID OF HONOR’
Does he not remember how the Civil War ended…?
They say she ‘deserved’ what happened to her
God’s gonna be so pissed
It’s literally the Kälteen bar from Mean Girls
Dr Phil might have a skrong dick but HE is a complete dick
It doesn’t look like he’s even enjoying it
You will never convince me to change my mind
‘Tip for all black people…’
They don’t even have children and they can’t wait to spank them senseless
They’ve been sending out cryptic messages
It’s still open, just under a different name
‘He fantasizes about driving a girl out to the middle of nowhere and just slashing her throat’
‘Gave The Kids Laxative Prank’ is one of his vlogs
It’s called ‘guy electrocutes his population rod’
Harry Shukman
Happy birthday, Keith!!
I made you this video of me playing All Star on the trumpet and firing my gun