Your definitive guide to everything that makes the Motor City great

Apparently we have no idea what we want to do with our lives

If you couldn’t make it out this year, here’s what you missed

Sorry not sorry

Literally — I broke my tailbone

The Irish are confused by all the dyed green water

We can’t with The Morning Person right now

Sing it with me

Even Beyoncé wants to be us (probably)

Your transcript says Junior, but your Facebook says ‘What’s the difference between blue bucks and dining dollars?’

Don’t sober up yet, Umich

No, I don’t know what I’m doing after college, Mom

Home(town) is where the heart is

They’re weirder than you can possibly imagine

Ross students are total Slytherins