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The week roles into a prime number. Another haiku rolls onto your screen. Tanoshimu.
Another week, another attempt at crudely organising seventeen syllables, another Haiku. Tanoshimu.
Time like an ever rolling stream moves on to week five. Another haiku, another moment in Cambridge. Tanoshimu
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The nights get longer, term marches on and there is another haiku. Tanoshimu.
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