Dogs of Cambridge

“Some people think I’m crazy because of my hair, but actually I just quite like shitting on my owner’s carpet.”

“I once snuck into King’s and bit a fellow’s leg. That was a long time ago now. I think he still has the scars.”

“Sometimes I just sit and watch the bitches go by. I would go up and talk to them, but I lack the confidence.”

“I play a lot of sport. I like to keep fit see. Ball is probably my favourite.”

“When my owners had kids, I knew things would be different. I didn’t realise the little shits would ride me like a horse.”

“I used to be addicted to Bakers Complete. I’ve been clean now for five years, though it hasn’t been easy. Often I just lie down and think of what could have been.”

“I’ve always been one for summer clothes like this crop top. I like to make the most of sunny weather.”

“When I was younger I wanted to be a sheepdog. Now I think I should be an astronaut. They still send dogs into space right?”