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Just a list of every fine piece of man you’re likely to ride in this lifetime
Oh good, science finally does something useful
When will this end
But I don’t discriminate
I’ve just sucked you off can you give me some goddamn respect and kiss me
My friends are getting married and I just want to have fun
It was the most painful thing I’ve ever been through
‘I missed my friend’s birthday meal because I was so scared about eating unhealthily’
Everyone left with glandular fever
Verdict: there’s basically no system