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Like Molly, no one has heard of Duryard
It’s just a far left echo chamber
He earns £3 million a year
One man was severely injured
Switch it up a bit
He left Exeter last year
As if it wasn’t stressful enough
And everyone is having a go at the girl
He’s quite important
The uni will only charge them £9,000
We can expect a mad display next year
He didn’t have a railcard and got kicked off
Ali Reid is on his way across the country
Where have all the Calvins gone?
Maybe he couldn’t face the walk up Cardiac
Hundreds left stranded on the way to the tar barrels
It took a week and a half to get fixed
You only need to have four in a term
An eighth said they have been raped
We didn’t even make it on the blue squares
It’s sterile, but you’re still standing in excrement
She didn’t want anyone to Slytherin
He jumps over 70 foot kickers
He’s got some fairly classic stories, as you can imagine
Why do I need to say if my glass is empty