Here they are! The tragic Love Island clubbers of the week
This will be your type on paper
Annabel MurphyWe’ve been waiting weeks for our Love Island favourites to get out of the villa and grace our dance floors. And here they are.
The cast of Love Island have been frequenting clubs up and down the country for a few weeks now. From Leicester to Scunthorpe, they’ve been letting their hair down on the blue carpets and light-up dance floors, stopping along the way to take pictures with us common folk.
We can now reveal to you the best of the week: these are the Love Island clubbers. It’s better than you could have ever imagined.
If I catch some of Chris’ saliva I can sell it on Ebay
Never washing this hand again
VERY serious selfie of the week
This is not a fucking game, Dom
Fucking hell Mike, calm that banter down
He just wanted a nice picture
Oversized Jewellery of the week
This is just ridiculous
When you’ve got the beach at noon and Marcel meet and greet at 10pm
Building a sandcastle with the squad
$KWAD goals of the week
Look away, Chris
When you start to question your life choices
Those eyes reveal an empty soul
What Sam thought Love Island would be like
Loose as fuck women and lightsaber fights
Oh look it’s that really fucking annoying thing Dom always does with his hands
Kowabunga?
Too fucking cool for the promo
dgaf
Hats of the week
Doing a pose doesn’t make it any cooler, Theo hun
Downing an energy drink with the lads
What do they speak in Finland?
Massive ginger beard of the week
Someone get this sexy bouncer on Love Island 2018
When you try to do a fun pic but have to keep the exact same perfect smile in every photo so you just grab Ed Sheeran’s leg
He looks uncomfortable
Lie of the week
*muggy
OH MY GOD I’M TOUCHING A D-LIST CELEBRITY
Never felt abs before
Seriously Mike does not give a flying fuck
He looks quite pissed tbh
Um, where is Kem’s hand?
Just let me know
Classic mum of the week
This woman hasn’t missed a single episode of this year’s Love Island
When you haven’t heard of Blazin’ Squad and, quite frankly, couldn’t give a toss
Even a black and white filter can’t fix the disdain on this man’s face
The most tragic sunglass wearing clubbers of the week
Sam actually looks like the cool one in this photo
Optical illusion of the week
Why does Kem have such fucking massive fingers??
When you don’t need a selfie stick because your arm is 10 feet long
Weird hair guy scared of weird arm
A dramatic recap of the Whole Zara McDermott and Sam Thompson cheating scandal
anotherstephenRemember when she kept posting open love notes on Instagram to him?
Co-star romances and age-gap relationships: All of Paul Hollywood’s biggest controversies
Lydia Spencer-ElliottHe’s back handing out handshakes on another series of The Great British Bake Off
Boo! These are officially the most haunted UK unis in 2023, based on ghost sightings
Emily SmithThere have been 59 ghost sightings at one UK uni
MAFS gossip column: Jordan responds to fight scandal and cast knew each other before the show?!
Hayley SoenThe drama really never ends!
Tour buses and family dramas: A brief history of One Direction’s run-ins with the law
Liam Payne has just had his driver’s license suspended
‘You’re scared to step outside’: Two women share their stories of being stalked at uni
This doesn’t only happen to celebrities like Holly Willoughby
Another one! People spot a further editing error in MAFS questioning a staged dinner
Nothing is sacred anymore
Um, the video of Georges squatting has been revealed and you absolutely have to watch it
Ellie RingGive this man all the baguettes
Attention pickpocket! The uni cities where you’re most likely to have your phone stolen
I’m switching back to a Nokia brick after this
Meet Lauren Sintes: The 27-year-old model joining the cast of Made in Chelsea
Of course she’s well connected with most of the cast
Rugby boys and the cleaning rota: Just 19 uni things that are none of my business
The hygiene rating of my fave kebab shop has nothing to do with me!
From secret hookups to cheating: All the biggest bombshells from the Love Is Blind reunion
I’m in shock at all of these
Why do posh people sleep with all their mates? A very serious investigation
The Made in Chelsea mayhem has gone on long enough
‘You’ve made a c*** of yourself’: Shona shares off-screen chat that saw Brad axed from MAFS
‘Bradley said he was behaving like a caged animal’
MAFS UK star Chanita Stephenson calls out the current cast for being a ‘bit too wild!’
She thinks they’re on the show ‘for fun’ and are not ‘focusing on their marriages’
‘Go f**k yourself’: Luke calls out ‘snake’ in MAFS cast who ‘sold’ story of him having a fight
It was revealed today Luke has been removed from the show following a physical fight
Luke has been AXED from Married at First Sight UK following physical fight with Jordan
The incident was caught on camera