These clubbers wanted a quiet night in. What happened next will shock you to your core
Unbelievable!
Lorna ColwillYeah, they went out out. Now you've clicked let me present to you the feckin' clubbers of the week. This week we're celebrating your absolutely mad three-day sesh-bender. If you are partial to booze, banter and bank bloody holidays (guilty) then take a look at these loose clubbers and realise how much of a mad legend you are. Clubs! Booze!
When you've got a curry at 8 and the club at 12
Thrifty girls keep the napkin
Hypnosis of the week
You will take…
My photo….
All… night… long
Three-headed invisible hunk of the week
Pucker up mystery boy
Most distracting cover-up of a kidnap
But you all look so darned tootin' sweet!
Living with the mistake of accidentally buying a graduation gown instead of renting
Luckily I'm beautiful, so you can't see my pain
Hardest graft for a girl
Of course you can punch me in the face ahahaha you’re beautiful
Shaggy of the week
IT ABSOLUTELY WAS NOT ME
When you accidentally let one out in the smoking area
But pray tell, what IS a Tamala Twyla?
Candid of the week
Teach me your ways
Wait, is that Robert Di Niro dressed as Where's Wally?
You talkin' to me?
Hand hover of the week
Please don't touch a boob please don't touch a boob please don't tou
White DJ Khaled of the week
ANOTHER ONE
Most menacing directions to the toilets
Please don't hurt me, I only want a wee
Hey look, there's the photographer! Let's take a nice couples pic and…
…that wasn't of us, was it?
Best Thorpe Park ride simulator
No hands!!!
Most likely to make you feed the birds, tuppence a bag
Tuppence, tuppence, tuppence a bag
I know I know you from somewhere mate
No, I do know your name … Barnaby? No… no, it's gone
Is this Prince George in 14 years time?
Who am I? That's a secret I'll never share
A dramatic recap of the Whole Zara McDermott and Sam Thompson cheating scandal
anotherstephenRemember when she kept posting open love notes on Instagram to him?
Co-star romances and age-gap relationships: All of Paul Hollywood’s biggest controversies
Lydia Spencer-ElliottHe’s back handing out handshakes on another series of The Great British Bake Off
Boo! These are officially the most haunted UK unis in 2023, based on ghost sightings
Emily SmithThere have been 59 ghost sightings at one UK uni
MAFS gossip column: Jordan responds to fight scandal and cast knew each other before the show?!
Hayley SoenThe drama really never ends!
Tour buses and family dramas: A brief history of One Direction’s run-ins with the law
Liam Payne has just had his driver’s license suspended
‘You’re scared to step outside’: Two women share their stories of being stalked at uni
This doesn’t only happen to celebrities like Holly Willoughby
Another one! People spot a further editing error in MAFS questioning a staged dinner
Nothing is sacred anymore
Um, the video of Georges squatting has been revealed and you absolutely have to watch it
Ellie RingGive this man all the baguettes
Attention pickpocket! The uni cities where you’re most likely to have your phone stolen
I’m switching back to a Nokia brick after this
Meet Lauren Sintes: The 27-year-old model joining the cast of Made in Chelsea
Of course she’s well connected with most of the cast
Rugby boys and the cleaning rota: Just 19 uni things that are none of my business
The hygiene rating of my fave kebab shop has nothing to do with me!
From secret hookups to cheating: All the biggest bombshells from the Love Is Blind reunion
I’m in shock at all of these
Why do posh people sleep with all their mates? A very serious investigation
The Made in Chelsea mayhem has gone on long enough
‘You’ve made a c*** of yourself’: Shona shares off-screen chat that saw Brad axed from MAFS
‘Bradley said he was behaving like a caged animal’
MAFS UK star Chanita Stephenson calls out the current cast for being a ‘bit too wild!’
She thinks they’re on the show ‘for fun’ and are not ‘focusing on their marriages’
‘Go f**k yourself’: Luke calls out ‘snake’ in MAFS cast who ‘sold’ story of him having a fight
It was revealed today Luke has been removed from the show following a physical fight
Luke has been AXED from Married at First Sight UK following physical fight with Jordan
The incident was caught on camera