
Och aye! Scottish clubbers of the week are back and they are mad wae it
We’d walk 500 miles, and then we’d walk 500 more just to go on the lash with this lot
Scottish universities started back this week, and we all know there ain't no party like an irn bru party. So put down your deep fried mars bars, stop sipping your Buckfast and buckle up your kilt, because things are about to get mental.
Posers of the Week

“Quick! Grab the club photographer!"
Hair of the Week

Who wore it best? This gal or Katy Perry?

“So I feel my left side is my best side, so I only show that half"
#SquadGoals

Taylor Swift, eat your heart out
Kiss of the Week

I kissed a girl and I liked it

Please don't PDA in the club
Muscles of the Week

'I try and work out five times a week'
Ooooh you're hard

'Hi, can I get a bottle of Grey Goose?'
Raver of the week

When you've never been clubbing before and it's overwhelming
When your fave banger comes on in the club

I bloody love this song!!
Tongue of the week

Ew
Provocative lollipop lick of the week

My lollipops bring all the boys to the yard
Edgy Bastard of the Week

Get you in your Adidas top
'I just can't believe I made it to uni! Look at me!'

How did I manage to get this far in life?
Triplets of the Week

Seeing triple
When you accidentally leave the house looking like a burst cushion

So much fluff
Torso of the Week

These DJs are so poor, they can't even afford a T shirt
'You used to call me on your cellphone'

Can someone tell him we stopped doing that years ago?
Girls of the Week

Putting the fresh in Freshers
Show off of the week

OK, you've got a bottle of Champers. Big deal, bro.