Och aye! Scottish clubbers of the week are back and they are mad wae it
We’d walk 500 miles, and then we’d walk 500 more just to go on the lash with this lot
Marie-Elise WorswickScottish universities started back this week, and we all know there ain't no party like an irn bru party. So put down your deep fried mars bars, stop sipping your Buckfast and buckle up your kilt, because things are about to get mental.
Posers of the Week
“Quick! Grab the club photographer!"
Hair of the Week
Who wore it best? This gal or Katy Perry?
“So I feel my left side is my best side, so I only show that half"
#SquadGoals
Taylor Swift, eat your heart out
Kiss of the Week
I kissed a girl and I liked it
Please don't PDA in the club
Muscles of the Week
'I try and work out five times a week'
Ooooh you're hard
'Hi, can I get a bottle of Grey Goose?'
Raver of the week
When you've never been clubbing before and it's overwhelming
When your fave banger comes on in the club
I bloody love this song!!
Tongue of the week
Ew
Provocative lollipop lick of the week
My lollipops bring all the boys to the yard
Edgy Bastard of the Week
Get you in your Adidas top
'I just can't believe I made it to uni! Look at me!'
How did I manage to get this far in life?
Triplets of the Week
Seeing triple
When you accidentally leave the house looking like a burst cushion
So much fluff
Torso of the Week
These DJs are so poor, they can't even afford a T shirt
'You used to call me on your cellphone'
Can someone tell him we stopped doing that years ago?
Girls of the Week
Putting the fresh in Freshers
Show off of the week
OK, you've got a bottle of Champers. Big deal, bro.
A dramatic recap of the Whole Zara McDermott and Sam Thompson cheating scandal
anotherstephenRemember when she kept posting open love notes on Instagram to him?
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Lydia Spencer-ElliottHe’s back handing out handshakes on another series of The Great British Bake Off
Boo! These are officially the most haunted UK unis in 2023, based on ghost sightings
Emily SmithThere have been 59 ghost sightings at one UK uni
MAFS gossip column: Jordan responds to fight scandal and cast knew each other before the show?!
Hayley SoenThe drama really never ends!
Tour buses and family dramas: A brief history of One Direction’s run-ins with the law
Liam Payne has just had his driver’s license suspended
‘You’re scared to step outside’: Two women share their stories of being stalked at uni
This doesn’t only happen to celebrities like Holly Willoughby
Another one! People spot a further editing error in MAFS questioning a staged dinner
Nothing is sacred anymore
Um, the video of Georges squatting has been revealed and you absolutely have to watch it
Ellie RingGive this man all the baguettes
Attention pickpocket! The uni cities where you’re most likely to have your phone stolen
I’m switching back to a Nokia brick after this
Meet Lauren Sintes: The 27-year-old model joining the cast of Made in Chelsea
Of course she’s well connected with most of the cast
Rugby boys and the cleaning rota: Just 19 uni things that are none of my business
The hygiene rating of my fave kebab shop has nothing to do with me!
From secret hookups to cheating: All the biggest bombshells from the Love Is Blind reunion
I’m in shock at all of these
Why do posh people sleep with all their mates? A very serious investigation
The Made in Chelsea mayhem has gone on long enough
‘You’ve made a c*** of yourself’: Shona shares off-screen chat that saw Brad axed from MAFS
‘Bradley said he was behaving like a caged animal’
MAFS UK star Chanita Stephenson calls out the current cast for being a ‘bit too wild!’
She thinks they’re on the show ‘for fun’ and are not ‘focusing on their marriages’
‘Go f**k yourself’: Luke calls out ‘snake’ in MAFS cast who ‘sold’ story of him having a fight
It was revealed today Luke has been removed from the show following a physical fight
Luke has been AXED from Married at First Sight UK following physical fight with Jordan
The incident was caught on camera