Look at these excited freshers, all ready for their first ever Clubbers of the Week

I don't need to tell you that it's 'that time of year' again. It'd be churlish if I bored you by saying 'just how young' they really do look.

No. The only thing worth saying is that freshers are here, and they're just so bloody excited about it. Enjoy

When you run out of printing credit on deadline day so resort to printing your first philosophy essay on a t-shirt

This is Jaden Smith levels of deep

Mmm yes, Mr Pineapple, tell us your secrets

How do you get your hair so spiky, Mr Pineapple?

Probably just best to let them get on with it

Say what you want, but it's far more real life than tinder

It's Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Clubbers

If you eat a pepper like it's a gosh darned apple, you're a wrong'un, I'm afraid

This guy has got a lot going for him, but the t-shirt is a big plus

But which t-shirt comes before this one in the alphabet? It's a Mr. E

IT'S A MYSTERY, GET IT? THAT'S FUNNY ISN'T IT

Honestly, I'm just proud that there's a fresher who's mastered the art of multiple VKs in one hand so quickly

They really do grow up so fast

If the shaka gets replaced by this hand gesture, aka the 'Tony Blair forcefully explaining something to Andrew Marr', I won't be complaining

Well, Andrew, you see, the thing about freedom of movement is…

When you are 3000 per cent done with your new flatmates

Four cheese graters, Jack? That's insane

The only thing I truly yearn for more than the day freshers stop raising their arms any time a camera appears is the sweet embrace of death

But really, this photo is peak Freshers'

Please. I'm ready. Now is my time.

In their heads, they can hear the narrator from Sun, Sex, and Suspicious Parents

You know, I can really see myself in this table

The reflection reality versions of them just look so disappointed

Off-screen theremin of the week

It's a niche joke

Twerker of the week

I do it for my team

Double hoverhand of the week

It comes with time, amigo