So it’s clubbers of the week, but Game of Thrones themed – neat, right?

So I didn't manage to find any pictures of Bran Stark partying it up. To make up for that, I just put some Game of Thrones reference on a normal clubbers of the week.

To paraphrase Zinedine Zidane, when Real Madrid sold midfield lynchpin Claude Makelele and replaced him with luxury player David Beckham, I've put another layer of gold paint on the Bentley, but lost the engine.

We all thought poor Tommen jumped out of the window because of shame. This photo reveals the truth: he was trying to drink two drinks

Now's not the fucking time to be warging, Nathaniel

yeah but I'm an eagle right now lol

Hands up if you've got the brains to realise that Bran is the Night King

I won't rest until every man, woman and child comes to accept this fact

When Daenarys starts rattling off her umpteen titles

omg just shhh will you

Over on the Iron Islands, Euron Greyjoy's having a bloody great time

Theon didn't even make it onto the guestlist

Tormund's decided that it's not gonna work out with Brienne

This is what the dragons look like before all that CGI nonsense

The fire-breathing is real, though

When Dany barbecues those pesky Tarlys

Pure fire, pure icon

Finally, someone with the good grace to bend the knee and get on with fighting the real threat in the north

None of this petty infighting

Tops off if you're woke enough to realise Bran is the Night King

Literally look it up and face the truth

The army of the dead is now made up of half-frozen clubbers

Bubbly people bubbly times

When the snows fall and the white winds blow, the lone wolf dies but the pack survives

Us Starks must stick together

When it's probably incest but he's finally said he'll bend the knee

The man in the background has just realised he forgot to protect his holdfast from the incoming hordes of Dothraki screamers

He just wanted a quiet night out, none of this pillaging