Strikes?! What strikes? These hot clubbers party on while strikes close universities across the land

Oblivious to the university staff pensions brouhaha and cancelled lectures they'd be missing anyway, brave clubbers up and down this fair isle continue to smoulder, shimmy, and be silly. They don't care. They're here for a good time, not a contact hour.

Me, drunk af, directing the squad to the chippy after the lights come on

Nu-rave is so 2007. Rip NME.

The pure, undiluted irony of having that t-shirt in Comic Sans when it leaves me without laughter

One for all you French speakers there

The only people guys who wear checked shirts to the club can get with are girls who wear checked shirts to the club

Guys please go on a strike…from PDAs

Friendship means checking if your homie has an infected nipple piercing in the club

I'm the guy in the middle rn too

Checked shirt? Check. Cool hand pose? Check. Super Mario baddie hat? Check

Now I'm ready to rock

Come one, you'd be exactly this amazed if someone turned your Jagerbomb into a glass of chips

Sensational

Green Street 4: Can I go to Russia for the World Cup, please Mum?

It'll be like Zante except this time we won't even get as far as a semi

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The most inventive victim of the campaign to get rid of plastic straws

Inventive picket line of the week

Our position is thus: the lion will not continue selling his labour until his VK demands are met

Brave splits of the week

Although I suppose dancing will have the ol' hamstrings warmed up

I MISS THE RAINS DOWN IN AAAAAAFRICA

I also got that lyric intentionally wrong to wind you up, dweebs

Can't dab, will try

ha ha ha Hugo I just learned a new dance move

This squad is well lit

Like, the lighting is just really good

All photos are from the clubs' official Facebook pages.