Stop pretending to revise and marvel at Clubbers of the Week

Having half-heartedly hidden from it all year, the Easter break is when the spectre of revision becomes unavoidable. Come on, it's really time to get it all together. Seriously. The job market's tough enough even without having to try and get on a grad scheme with a 2:2.

Although, it couldn't hurt to have a quick look at these Clubbers of the Week.

Cool hat, dude

Or is that just his hair?

Gravity in this club is so strong your tongue falls out of your mouth if you loosen your jaw

It's out of her control

And that strong gravity is what makes this guy's hair so much more impressive

He was trying to thumbs up but the gravity dragged his pinkies out.

[LEAKED PEAKY BLINDERS SERIES SIX] Tommy Shelby tries out a new profession

Skibibibididididba

*Record scratch, freeze frame*

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You're probably wondering how I got here

I mean, sure

This picture aggressively screams: "We eat Ristorante pizzas and use the boxes for plates. It's just simpler."

Three lads, one can of Lynx. It's just simpler.

You, at the park, after you've tried to show off by putting three Toxic Waste in your mouth

Nobody's impressed and your dinner's going to taste fucking weird.

Strong looks, straight from the Rio Wellard collection

Catch them at the front, demanding the DJ play Maroon 5.

When you're getting a fly pic taken and someone says: "Two fish in a tank, one turns to the other and says…"

"How do you drive this thing?!!" That's a dub ball aunt Andre for you all

Not how you do a shot of tequila but ok

People will never stop licking people in clubs.

The guy on the right has unleashed eggy havoc. It's crippled the guy in the middle, but on the left there's just pure disappointment.

It's a renaissance painting. Every look gives something more.

Baffled as to whether this t-shirt is weird tie dye or a bit of an accident with a highlighter

Miss I wasn't chewing my pen it's just faulty.

All pictures are from the clubs' official Facebook pages.