The freshers are here! Meet the cute 18-year-olds tearing it up on results night
As if this lot are going to university
Annabel MurphyWhether they were winners or losers, they are all most certainly boozers. It's time to meet the uni freshers of 2018.
These are literally the people who are going to be joining you in your uni towns. The annoying, smelly, pissed freshers who will swarm into your uni town to ruin everything. Just look at them, they're going to ruin your life.
Realising you're going to have to break up with your girlfriend before you go to uni
Don't touch me it's over
When your pal's pit stink is just terrifying
Put ur arm down Katie
One last taste before ur best pal leaves for uni
Stop movin lemme lick u
I think someone got good grades and some others did not
Not naming any names
There's always one boy lingering
Don't mind me!
And another one!
Haha they actually call us the three musketeers lol
When you find out you're going to Exeter's Cornwall campus
Ffs guys
Is it just me or is the room spinning
Sleepy boy couldn't handle his A-Level results
Could you just hold one of my drinks while I dab thanks
Just can't stop the urge
Most bored to meet a Love Island winner ever
I came here for the pens
Most eager to get her head knocked off by Dani and/or Danny Dyer
And/or the whole of Fiat 500 Twitter
I see you tensing those muscles for the camera
Don't worry Jack's not about the muscles you good
Never washing my face again
Jack! He touched my face!
THESE are the boys joining you this Freshers' Week ladies, watch out
Take ur pick
Mmmm the sweet taste of failure
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Fuck the squad sometimes you gotta get the pose just right
Sorry guys I'm smouldering over here
"My toe!!!"
Ugh he does this every time
No she's not my girlfriend eugh no I hate her
Only got eyes for you
BIIIITCH! I FUCKING LOVE THIS SONG
Put down your VKs we gotta dance
Ayyyyyyyy
See what I did there
Hello darkness my old friend
I'm sure Aberystwyth uni is gonna be juuuust fine
Mum! Why did you make me wear my only nice tie to a foam party??
It's ruuuiiineedd
Just praying I'll wake up tomorrow and my grades will be completely different
This is all just a bad dream
And through it AALLLLLLLLLL
She offers me protection, a little love and affection
The poles just don't taste as good up north
Can't believe I'm going to a northern uni :'(
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