Run! Hide! It’s the Scottish Freshers’ Clubbers of the Week

Not to get into a debate about the pros and cons of the UK's different education systems, but Scottish students seem to get a pretty sweet deal. Not only do they have exams before Christmas, but by now they're already well into the turgid mess of Freshers'.

And just look at them, they're smashing it.

This man's head is about to fall off and everyone's pitching in to keep it on

If we can get you through the night, we'll use some mayo from the chippy to glue it back on

Another head about to fall off. I really hope they're not overloading their brains with too much learning

Just hold it on til the end of the night, that's the trick

Something's happened just out of shot and we will never know what it is

Bet someone did a poo.

Just fairplay, this is a great shot

YER ONLY YOUNG ONCE!

A real 'the more you look the more you see' one here

You will literally poo yourself when you see it

They've just heard you try to 'well, actually' your way into a conversation about equal rights

And you should really stop using both of your middle names on Facebook

Just let me dodge this green light!

Some people just don't mess with that particular bit of the light spectrum

Knowing what to do with your hands in photos is a real struggle. Props to this girl for figuring up a convenient, repeatable solution

Solves a lot of awkwardness

Oh dear, it's all gone wrong

How will they all recover from the crippling awkwardness?

Please, get into the photo by any means necessary

CONGRATULATIONS YOU DID IT

This is pure art

What can you say?

Dislocated shoulder in 3…2…1

Sergio Ramos got away with it, but will this fresher?

Why is this fresher terrified of club photographers?

They're completely harmless

PUT YOUR HANDS (SLIGHTLY) IN THE AIR (AND MAKE THEM INTO FISTS)

Rock n roll

Featured image via Rascals Edinburgh. All photos from the clubs' official Facebook pages.