Only Scorpios will get these 24 hilariously accurate horoscope memes
You feisty thing you
Scorpio memes are in abundance because it's such a complex sign. Scorpios are passionate, yet intensely distrustful. If you're a Scorpio, you probably didn't even trust that last sentence as you read it.
They can come off a bit cold but it's all a way of protecting their mushy, sensitive inner self. Scorpios love facts and truth, but cannot stand passive people and dishonesty – they know what they do and don't like, and they stand by it. This makes the sign extremely memeable, because they're so assertive and stubborn in their nature.
So, if you're ready to feel seen in the most Gen Z way possible, here are all the best Scorpio memes:
1. Trust no bitch
2. You don't give a fuck
3. Except you actually kinda do
4. And you can be kinda lazy every now and then
5. Maybe you're a bit of a bulldozer
6. And a little bit cold
7. Actually, very cold
8. But underneath it all, you're just a big baby
9. At least you're reliable
10. But quite sneaky
11. But if you're born with your moon in Scorpio, you're a big cuddly love machine
12. Born with Venus in Scorpio though? Not so much
13. Indiana Jones and the temple of Scorpio's deep emotional issues
14. You're way more sappy than you'd care to admit
15. You always have a bit of a bee in your bonnet
16. Oh, did I forget to mention that you're a sexy sign?
17. With a loooot of crushes
18. You a musical bitch too
19. You're not huuugely tolerant of others
20. You can be a teeny bit harsh
21. But when you love, you love hard
22. Oh yeah, you've got trust issues
23. Plus you're a massive drama queen
24. But you can let people in, if they treat you right
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