Storm Ciara blew these Clubbers of the Week into my garden, send help
The club can’t even handle us right now
Anna SmithWith February in full swing and Dry January well and truly over, nightclubs all over the student cities of the UK were left bursting at the seams this past week. With university staff strikes confirmed and storm Ciara literally blowing us into the clubs, we might as well miss our 9ams whilst we still can.
Scroll on to see if you or your mates made the title of the absolute CV gold that is a Clubber of the Week: UK Edition.
Stunners of the Week
Cheers to us being fit
Runners-up
Imagine being so hot you pull off such tragic tees
VKs never looked so good
His eyes should be a national treasure
You can smell the Pantene through the screen
Maybe there's a link between attractiveness and VK-drinking
Hero of the Week
Gosh, he really is the Highest in the Room
Runners up
Saturdays are for the boys
These Oxfordian gang signs are pure fire
Paul Hollywood, eat your heart out
Having buckets of fun x
Heroine of the Week
When you're the Beyonce of your friendship group
Runners up
These gals did not come here to play
Taste the rainbow
Creeper of the Week
Sad reacts only
Runner up
Literally begging for a Clubbers feature
Peace of the Week
One hell of a power move
Runners up
Get a bestie who looks at you like this
At least you tried
Uni nights out summed up in one pic
Gang sign or most uncomfortable peace of all time?
Wankers of the Week
Asking for it
Runners-up
2007 called, it wants its gag back
As the Bible says: Men are trash
Wholesome Content of the Week
This really makes me want to watch "The Bee Movie' but Every Time They Say the Word “Bee” It Speeds Up" again
Runners up
The cutest sandwich ever
You have GOT this, brother
Just so pure
Friends who make bad decisions together, stay together
Unhappy Clubber of the Week
Thumbs up if you just want Maccies
Runners-up
One very sombre sip
Oh no she diiiiiiidn't
Very different pages
Third Wheel of the Week
He took a massive L
Runners up
Ruined the perfect Instagram, the cheek
Sixth wheeling takes the pain to a whole other level
Three isn't always a crowd
WTF of the Week
Nothing like a cheeky bit of bondage on the dance floor
Runners up
If earmuffs catch on, I swear to God
The bigger the hoop…
Really hope they know this guy
SO many levels to this
Need I say more
I don't want to know how far down each other's throats their tongues are
Cardiff's Specsavers seriously needs to up its game
What's wrong with a simple smile, lads?
Best of the Rest
Britney and Justin could never
I don't think he's having a very good time
Turning up on a school night? Outrageous
Cheeky mid club nap
Hang on let me take this
I'm 6ft, I swear
Garms for days
What's 9 plus 10? (PS. Happy birthday, son x)
She knows her angles: 90 degrees anticlockwise
SO candid
"But first…"
When she won't do any more jägers with you
Human centipede, but make it fashion
Looking the good kind of snakey
Feels when you get barred
When the club's so lit you need shades
Come here often?
Someone clearly didn't get the memo
A closed mouth catches no flies, boys
What's your bet they practised this pose in the mirror
Double trouble
When the club's hot, but you're ice cold
I throw my hands up in the air sometimes
Photography credits can be found via the following links:
Cardiff: Smack, Yolo, Quids In
Edinburgh: ICE Wednesdays, Tamagotchi Tuesdays, Flare Mondays
Oxford Brookes: Go Eskimo
Bournemouth: Cameo
Coventry: Kasbah
York: Salvation
Aberdeen: Exodus
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