
These water drinking memes hit different if you love a glass of the cold stuff
Yes, I am a dirty slut for water
There are lots of drinks to choose from these days, but only one is actually good: water
If you are a devotee, you will know the satisfaction of a crisp glass of the cold stuff. The joy of seeing condensation on a water bottle. The relief of having pee as clear as your skin. There are entire communities dedicated to a love of water.
So please, enjoy these water memes as you gulp down your umpteenth pint of the day.
First, the realisation that you may be a dirty slut for water hits hard
Only true h2o legends know water is not just a palette cleanser, it is a palette supercharger
In fact, drinking that cold stuff is becoming an addiction
The facts speak for themselves
Your organs will thank you
Do not listen to the haters and detractors who try to stop us enjoying Poseidon’s drip
As you battle against the harsh world, water is one of your only true allies
Remember: it doesn’t just have to be a drink
In such a passionate community, it’s only natural people get competitive over water drinking
Yet we all know the best way to slurp down a cup of that clear clear
And, sure, you might have to pee a lot, but it’s worth it
Really, it’s worth it
Just as long as you don’t forget to stay hydrated
Because you realise some good water is the solution to all problems
It’ll save your hungover ass time and time again
These pictures of water can even cure sadness (look at that condensation)
Frankly, it’s hard to understand how people can drink anything else on the reg
It’s harder still to get your head around people who don’t like water
People from Birmingham are very protective over their tap water
You’d almost think it’s the only thing they’ve got to shout about
Enter the Welsh
I think we’d better stop with the water memes before this descends into a civil war. I also drank like three pints of water whilst writing this so I’m off.
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