Make a pancake and we’ll tell you how good you are in bed

Making pancakes and having sex have a lot in common. Both activities tend to work better when more than one person is involved, both can make the windows steam up, both involve a lot of flipping around, both sometimes include whipped cream.

Like sex, how you make your pancake can divide people or bring them together. Everyone’s very quick to defend their technique, but now it’s time to make a pancake and truly know how good you are in bed.

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