If you can’t pass this test on the new lockdown rules you’re not allowed outside

BoJo’s new rules are in and all I heard over all the questions about whether or not Dominic Cummings is the spawn of the devil himself were the syllables: bar bee queue.

That’s right lads, summer BBQs are go go go – well to an extent. Social distancing hasn’t gone away and Miss Rona won’t be happy if you don’t follow daddy BoJo’s updated guidance on how to go about your lives. So before you get carried away inviting your entire contacts list to a large one in your back garden, you should probably test yourself on the ins and outs of the new guidelines.

If you know your COVID from your cockrings you will ace this quiz no problem, but if you don’t then you should probably start watching the news because you’re an adult now and it’s not like you have anything better to do.

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