If you can relate to these 19 memes, don’t worry about what’s in the vaccine
Matt Hancock pretended to cry laughing when he saw these
The vaccine is here, complete with photos of Prue Leith getting a big shot in her arm. Maybe your nan’s had a letter through the door. In any case, normality seems tantalisingly close.
But for some reason (that reason being years of dodgy anti-vax sentiment, just to be clear) some people are worried about the vaccine being dodgy.
For all the government’s public health messaging, a bunch of people taking the piss on Twitter are probably going to more effective – telling you not to worry about the vaccine if you’ve done any of these grim but relatable things
Here are 19 of the best “if you’ve done this, you don’t have to worry about what’s in the vaccine” memes:
1.
If you eat bounty you don’t have to worry about what’s in the vaccine.
— Aj (@AjShabeel) December 14, 2020
2.
If you ate this as a child, don’t worry about what’s in the vaccine pic.twitter.com/YRT4jgkTaU
— Ben Yahr (@benyahr) December 15, 2020
3.
if you leave snap maps on don’t worry about what’s in the vaccine
— Ciroc Obama (@BrolmGay) December 15, 2020
4.
If you’ve ever applied the five second rule, you don’t need to worry about what’s in the vaccine
— ADHoliDean (@ADHDeanASL) December 15, 2020
5
if you’ve ever had an infected nose piercing, don’t worry about what’s in the vaccine
— yamini (9 year improv comedian) (@showmetheyamz) December 15, 2020
6
If you drank from a public water fountain, you really don't have to worry about what's in the vaccine
— MoshWithTyler (@moshwithtyler) December 16, 2020
7
If you eat ass, don't worry about what's in the vaccine
— Your Daddy (@xmaribelc) December 16, 2020
8
if u’ve drank warm cans for breakfast 3 days into a musical festival u don’t need to worry about what’s in the vaccine
— Justine Stafford (@JustineStafford) December 16, 2020
9
if you’ve ever been in my uni accom kitchen last year. don’t worry about what’s in the vaccine. it was always so grimey
— ❀ caitlin ❀ (@ma11whore) December 16, 2020
10.
If you have this scar on your upper arm you don’t need to worry about what’s in the vaccine pic.twitter.com/ddEDA0hedl
— ChampagneJuJu (@jhabashy15) December 15, 2020
11.
If you’ve ever drunk Glen’s vodka you don’t need to worry about what’s in the vaccine
— Hannah Jane Parkinson (@ladyhaja) December 15, 2020
12.
If your pillow looks like this, don’t worry about what’s in the vaccine pic.twitter.com/gu1ILekGjf
— Steven Avocado (@StevenAvocado) December 10, 2020
13.
if you’ve dated a man who wears these boxers you don’t need to worry about what’s in the vaccine pic.twitter.com/xYr9OqcYuu
— 𖤐 𝕡𝕠𝕚𝕤𝕠𝕟 𝕚𝕧𝕪 (@ofpinkmatter) December 15, 2020
14.
If you gave him another chance don’t worry about what’s in the vaccine
— k (@k_7ruon6) December 15, 2020
15.
if you’ve ever sat on a couch in a high school theatre department’s dressing room, don’t worry about what’s in the vaccine
— Tori (@onlytorii) December 15, 2020
16.
if you smoked these, don’t worry about what’s in the vaccine pic.twitter.com/YyLd4ZL1ik
— $lim (@slim_661) December 15, 2020
17.
if you’ve ever used a tea towel in the kitchen of a uni halls don’t worry about what’s in the vaccine
— twiggy (@piixietit2) December 15, 2020
18.
if you’ve ever walked barefoot in a university halls kitchen you don’t need to worry about what’s in the vaccine
— conner (@connxrbradshaw) December 15, 2020
19.
If you've ever done literally anything, don't worry about what's in the vaccine, because the vaccine is the result of rigorous scientific study and there's no reason to worry about it in the first place.
— Daniel Summers, MD (@WFKARS) December 15, 2020
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