You can only call yourself a posh girl if your bedroom has 31/37 of these things
Obviously you can’t own anything from IKEA
Lydia VennWe all know a posh girl at uni whose room looks like something out of Made in Chelsea. Her bedding is white, pristine and never covered in fake tan. She has all the cool scandi stuff that’s over Insta and would never dream of buying anything from IKEA or Wilko.
And that’s just her uni room, back home she’s probably got a walk in wardrobe and separate dressing room. It’ll have thousands of cushions and thick curtains. It just looks and smells posh, which is mainly the Jo Malone candles.
If you’re thinking your bedroom, (and let’s face it your home bedroom) is boujie, then you need to consult our list of the items all posh girls have in their bedrooms. Because honestly, only posh girls have a jewellery box featuring family heirlooms and a king sized bed with a headboard.
You can only call yourself a posh girl if your bedroom contains at least 31/37 items:
1. A Jo Malone candle
2. A wall hanging or trinkets from your gap yah travels
3. A cashmere throw
4. A MacBook thrown on the bed because daddy can just buy you a new one
5. A bookshelf full of colour coded books
6. A few are defo by Pandora Sykes or Dolly Alderton
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7. Bedding from The White Company
8. Scatter cushions
9. At least four pillows
10. A feather down duvet
11. A king sized bed with a headboard
12. The new Ugg slippers
13. Lots and lots of plants
14. Those Scandi style twisted candles
15. A yoga mat
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16. A walk-in wardrobe or at least a double wardrobe
17. A boujie wallpaper
18. Or a neutral painted wall
19. A dressing table, that’s probably an antique
20. Or a full on dressing room complete with light up mirror
21. Featuring a Dyson Airwrap of course
22. And then of course an ensuite
23. A record player
24. A set of silk pyjamas
25. A full length mirror
26. A jewellery box featuring vintage jewellery or family heirlooms
27. Or just *that* Vivienne Westwood choker necklace
28. Matching side tables with matching lamps
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29. A pile of ‘vintage’ clothes you’re selling on Depop, including a charity shop T-shirt for at least £40
30. A horse riding hat you haven’t used since you were 12
31. A scalloped velvet chair, which is probably pink
32. A collection of Vogue magazines, because you can actually afford to spend £4 every month on a magazine
33. An ottoman with said Vogue magazines on
34. A fluffy rug that is not actually from IKEA
35. A desk separate from the dressing table to do work on
36. Complete with leather bound notepad and Chilly’s water bottle
37. And fresh flowers in a vase on the desk, probably on a decorative tray
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