Answer 10 important questions and we’ll tell you which niche Shrek character you are
Prince Charming SUCKS
Kat PirnakAlthough some have recently made the despicable suggestion that Shrek is an overrated film (I’m looking at you, Guardian), we know that this couldn’t be further from the truth.
Objectively speaking, Shrek is the staple movie of our generation – I mean, people have even written entire dissertations on it.
The secondary characters in Shrek don’t always get the love they deserve though, which is a shame because they’re quite dynamic and range from ginormous gingerbread men to dragons that dig donkeys. So, if you’ve ever wondered which niche character you are, look no further! Answer these 10 questions and we’ll tell you.
Related stories recommended by this writer:
• Only a true swamp-dwelling ogre will get full marks in this Shrek quiz
• Only a true Shrekspert will get full marks in this Shrek 2 trivia quiz
• Get out of my swamp and find out which Shrek character your uni is
anotherstephen
Co-star romances and age-gap relationships: All of Paul Hollywood’s biggest controversies
Lydia Spencer-ElliottHe’s back handing out handshakes on another series of The Great British Bake Off
Boo! These are officially the most haunted UK unis in 2023, based on ghost sightings
Emily SmithThere have been 59 ghost sightings at one UK uni
MAFS gossip column: Jordan responds to fight scandal and cast knew each other before the show?!
Hayley SoenThe drama really never ends!
Tour buses and family dramas: A brief history of One Direction’s run-ins with the law
Liam Payne has just had his driver’s license suspended
‘You’re scared to step outside’: Two women share their stories of being stalked at uni
This doesn’t only happen to celebrities like Holly Willoughby
Another one! People spot a further editing error in MAFS questioning a staged dinner
Nothing is sacred anymore
Um, the video of Georges squatting has been revealed and you absolutely have to watch it
Ellie RingGive this man all the baguettes
Attention pickpocket! The uni cities where you’re most likely to have your phone stolen
I’m switching back to a Nokia brick after this
Meet Lauren Sintes: The 27-year-old model joining the cast of Made in Chelsea
Of course she’s well connected with most of the cast
Rugby boys and the cleaning rota: Just 19 uni things that are none of my business
The hygiene rating of my fave kebab shop has nothing to do with me!
From secret hookups to cheating: All the biggest bombshells from the Love Is Blind reunion
I’m in shock at all of these
Why do posh people sleep with all their mates? A very serious investigation
The Made in Chelsea mayhem has gone on long enough
‘You’ve made a c*** of yourself’: Shona shares off-screen chat that saw Brad axed from MAFS
‘Bradley said he was behaving like a caged animal’
MAFS UK star Chanita Stephenson calls out the current cast for being a ‘bit too wild!’
She thinks they’re on the show ‘for fun’ and are not ‘focusing on their marriages’
‘Go f**k yourself’: Luke calls out ‘snake’ in MAFS cast who ‘sold’ story of him having a fight
It was revealed today Luke has been removed from the show following a physical fight