
According to Tatler these are the 53 things you can and can’t be snobby about
Shockingly Tatler doesn’t hate Crocs
Society magazine Tatler is back again with another posh and pretentious guide to behaviour and this time they’re suggesting what you can and cannot be snobby about. Despite usually turning their noses up about everything Tatler has loosened the reins and are now accepting of Love Island, Pizza Express and screwtop wines.
According to Tatler being a snob was not acceptable during the pandemic but now that things are getting back to normal they’ve decided it’s appropriate to give us all a lesson in propriety. Their list of 38 things you shouldn’t be snobby about shows just how relaxed the upper class has become during the pandemic – they’re even happy for people to have dirty cars and wear Crocs. The list also shows just how irritated they were by normal things before the pandemic like pillows, Gogglebox and not wearing makeup. Imagine judging someone for liking Gogglebox? Wild.
However not everything has changed as the magazine has still released a list of things you’re allowed to be snobby about which includes prosecco, indoor plants, self-help books and influencers. So you can judge influencers but not Love Island? How does that work? That’s where most of them come from.
This is everything you cannot be snobby about according to Tatler:
1. Digital invitations, such as Paperless Post
2. Rescue dogs
3. Supermarket flowers
4. Football
5. Crocs
6. Screwtop wine
7. Not knowing how to drive
8. Draughty drawing rooms
9. Talking about money
10. “Toilet”
11. Women’s shoes
12. The food at Hurlingham
13. Harry and Meghan

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14. Which Covid vaccine you got
15. Pillows
16. White wine/red wine with fish/meat
17. Parmesan on seafood pasta
18. Shop-bought baby food
19. Ridiculous dietary requirements
20. News subscriptions
21. Botox
22. Cappuccinos after midday
23. Doggy bags
24. Gogglebox

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25. Love Island
26. Selling Sunset
27. Heiresses
28. NFTs
29. Badly behaved children
30. Hampstead Heath Ladies’ Pond
31. Astrology and manifesting
32. Small cars
33. Dirty cars
34. Open marriages
35. Outdoor heaters
36. Pizza Express
37. BYOB at parties
38. Not wearing make-up
Not everything has changed, you apparently still have to be snobby about these things:
1. Weddings that feature hay bales, rented dresses or bare feet
2. Self-help books
3. Displaying Christmas cards from royals
4. Being asked to take off your shoes when entering someone’s house
5. Chipped nail polish
6. Men’s shoes – particularly brown ones
7. Men in necklaces/Birkenstocks/red trousers/gilets
8. Prosecco

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9. People not bringing their own bags to the supermarket
10. Disposable masks at smart occasions
11. Indoor plants
12. Fake-flower decor
13. Gold leaf on food
14. Influencers
15. Filled lips
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