Only a little lad can watch these 39 berries and cream remixes without losing their mind

If you haven’t seen Shutter Island but want a pretty good idea of the general vibe, just go on berries and cream TikTok. That damned little lad is everywhere, remixed into oblivion, sliced into any song you can think of – making everybody doubt their sanity.

Even before any sound starts playing, you can tell if you’re being confronted with a berries and cream remix – the pained face on screen, the despairing caption. After just a few minutes on the app, you’ve lost your head.

So what if those remixes were all in once place? And, bluntly, you had to watch as many as you could in a row, just for the hell of it. Wonder no longer.

1. It begins with Mika

2. I had forgotten this song existed

3. When I fight the little lad for the future of humanity, this will be my ring walk song

4. I’m glad Beethoven is deaf so he doesn’t have to hear this

5. Sadly Posh Spice is now the SIXTH best singer on this song

6. The Little Lad is probably your average Drake fan tbh

7. My FYP is 100 per cent Little Lad

8. This slaps

9. I hope you’ve still got a good grip on reality by this point

10. Let’s get weird

11. Honestly they should have played this sound in the cinema before Midsommar and I’d have known to get the fuck out of there

12. Very disturbing vocals

13. I just KNOW I would have had this as my ringtone in year seven

14. AAAAAGHHHHHH

15. On one hand, this is a genuinely incredible mashup. On the other, it feels disrespectfully soon

16. Get Meryl Streep singing this now please

17. I am losing it now

18. Help

19. Reality is a construct

20. Okay, this feels a bit better

21. Whoops, back to the simulation

22. My treat, right now, would be to never hear the Little Lad again

23. They’ve come for the classical music as well oh my God

24. Yes, dump him

25. The way the “laaaaad” glides has killed me

26. I think I had enough about three days ago

27. I am not okay

28. I relate strongly to this

29. I will NOT be lectured about berries and cream

30. This is the sound that plays when you die

31. And then if this plays afterwards you know you’re in Hell

32. In fact, if you hear any berries and cream remixes, you’re already in Hell

33. If you’re still going I am impressed

34. Haven’t you people ever heard of berries and goddamn cream?

35. We’re really really getting deep here

36. The autotune is cursed

37. 10th circle of Hell is pretty accurate

38. Just give in, berries and cream is our life now

39. I am going to live in a cabin in the woods with no internet

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