These 21 tweets will sum up all your realistic and ridiculous feminine urges

‘The feminine urge to tell every girl she’s pretty’

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As a woman there are a number of universal urges that just sum up your experience. They’re usually things like wanting to achieve everything before the age of 25, to tell every girl in the night club toilets she’s pretty and to sit in your towel after a shower for approximately one hour. We can’t help it, they’re just our innate desires as women. And now a new meme is going around making light of all our feminine urges.

On Twitter and TikTok many women are ironically sharing their urges and they are usually either very sarcastic such as luring men to their deaths from ships or hilariously accurate such as wanting to have three drinks at all times.

The first time “the feminine urge” was used on the internet actually goes back to 2009 when it was posted on Twitter. However it’s had a resurgence this year thanks to a post on Tumblr and several other posts on Twitter. And now the last week has seen thousands of tweets of women sharing their urges, so these are the 21 funniest feminine urge tweets:

1. Life is not complete without three drinks

the feminine urge to have three drinks at all times (one for enjoyment, one for energy, and one for hydration)

— coolhat mcfist (@raremoth) November 5, 2021

2. I am a great gift giver

the feminine urge to buy him every small thing he mentions liking

— fas (@xoxfas) November 5, 2021

3. Does anyone actually enjoy driving?

the feminine urge to never want to drive

— ERV (@earveesdream) November 5, 2021

4. You really have to catch me on a good day if you want a text reply

The feminine urge to stop replying to texts and sit in solitude for months at a time

— love quinn apologist (@JAjueny) November 6, 2021

5. Why are we like this?

the feminine urge to stay up all night creating extremely self-indulgent romantic scenarios in my head that have 0 chance of actually happening in real life

— chai ♡ (@proyearner) November 4, 2021

6. If only I was cool enough to pull this off

The feminine urge to want to go to someone’s house in a trench coat and lingerie

— 𓀱 THE CUNT CLAIR HUXTABLE (@QINGORACLE) November 5, 2021

7. It just feels awkward

the feminine urge to pretend you’re not trying to cross a street so a car doesn’t wait for you at a stop sign

— ؜ (@Liv_Agar) November 5, 2021

8. The postman will always be a babe

the feminine urge to refer to everyone around me as "babe"

— jbed (@jocheebd) November 7, 2021

9. No pressure or anything

The feminine urge to achieve everything in your life before 25

— duke silver (@surajdukhii) November 3, 2021

10. Especially in the club toilets

the feminine urge to tell every girl they’re pretty

— C L O W N (@Gruesome__) November 4, 2021

11. Bringing men to their demise since Eve

The feminine urge to lure sailors into ship wrecking on my rocky shores

— accidental axolotl (@thefaithasaurus) November 7, 2021

12. I’m very tired

the feminine urge to take a nap after doing nothing all day

— Dot Dot (｡+﹏+｡) (@DotxDotx2) November 3, 2021

13. Honestly such an inconvenience

The feminine urge to remove my uterus so it can stop ruining my life

— awkwardgoat3 (@DivijaBhasin) November 2, 2021

14. Everything Zac Efron makes is gold

The feminine urge to watch the worst movie ever made for an actor you like

— sophia (@autumnnsonata) November 8, 2021

15. Toasty

The feminine urge to boil yourself alive in your shower.

— mocha coochie crumble 🤤 (@hicksmege) November 7, 2021

16. I can’t walk anywhere without my oat milk latte

the feminine urge to spend £3 on a silly little latte every time you set foot outside

— Ellie Redpath 🦋✨ (@inelliegant) November 4, 2021

17. Too accurate

The feminine urge to say “Me” when I see something

— clintoris (@clintoris) November 1, 2021

18. It will obviously solve all my problems

the feminine urge to go blonde when a minor inconvenience happens

— una (@blusmarine) October 31, 2021

19. Because obviously the worst is going to happen

the feminine urge to assume the worst and get distant

— 🍖 || jahnvi month (@m4nhat3r_) November 2, 2021

20. Has anyone ever just got dressed straight after a shower?

the feminine urge to lay in bed wrapped in a towel for hours after a shower

— san-dhying (@sandhyada1) November 7, 2021

21. Girls – where is our self belief?

The feminine urge to add “if that makes sense lol” after eloquently explaining something.

— caitlin is spoopy 🎃 (she/her) (@theathenakeene) November 7, 2021

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