The Apprentice week five power ranking

The Apprentice week five power ranking: Who got the high score and who got game over?

I AM INNOCENT!!!!!


I am innocent! Before we go any further, I feel like we need to address this constant trend of animated Lord Sugars rearing their poorly rendered faces to give the candidates a task every week. Why is this show in a digital gimmick era? It’s so cursed. The less said about that the Karren and Tim speeding down a computer generated road like some sort of Mario Kart horror show the better. So, it was video game week. And despite the fact that several of the candidates announced they were avid fans it felt like nobody had actually played any game more in depth than a few rounds of Angry Birds in 2010. So who levelled up and beat the boss and who got a defeated game over? Here’s our week five power ranking for The Apprentice 2022.

11. Amy

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Did sweet, sweet piss all this week apart from nod in agreement with everyone and post more things on Twitter to piss off the gay community that she’s spent the last few weeks declaring herself the queen of. You will all be getting my notes app apology for indulging in it for a few weeks or so. I was wrong. Taking accountability. This is my truth.

10. Brittany

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Should have been sent packing. Absolutely useless. NOBODY wants to play the game that she conceived. Literally no one. We’re not in GCSE Geography trying to find a flash game on the computer to keep kids occupied with! Brittany hasn’t done one thing of merit this entire series and I’ve had an absolute bellyful. The way she kept trying to drag prison games in the boardroom? That’s not your job, luv!

9. Francesca

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Oh dear oh dear. How the might hath fallen, not just into the bottom three of the board room, not just to the bottom lump of the week five The Apprentice power ranking, but all the way into that musty taxi home. ARTIC? Come off it. Unforgivable. Three people in that room and not one of them could spell arctic – disastrous. It was a harsh firing for such a frontrunner but I got Lord Sugar’s reasoning. I wouldn’t give 250 grand to someone who made that kind of an error, either.

8. Sophie

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All I will say about this evil soul is she’s very lucky that three people did worse than her. Dead weight.

7. Akshay

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Wasn’t in the bottom three this week so I’d say that’s a momentous win! But still not on a winning team. Has he lost every single week? I think he has?

6. Harpreet

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Stumbled all over her pitch but “I’m only human at the end of the day” is a fair enough boardroom rebuttal. They still got orders, and she’s still a formidable machine that I’m too scared to ever consider working with.

5. Akeem

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Just happy to be there really, isn’t he! An absolute yes man, easy breezy, but he’s had worse weeks and he just puts a smile on my face.

4. Nick

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Look, I’m fessing up. Nick is creeping up The Apprentice power ranking even more so for week five because I’m falling madly in love with him. Well, in LUST with him. His TikToks are laced with a love potion. My king.

3. Stephanie

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Can’t stop thinking about how much I would die for her after a gay on Twitter said “I just know she follows LoveOfHuns”.

2. Aaron

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Did quite a good job this week, didn’t he! Aaron is reasonable, likeable and resourceful. Smashing it. We don’t speak of the toothbrush.

1. Amelia Stone

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I AM INNOCENT!

Catch up on all of the candidates in the week five power ranking from The Apprentice 2022 by rewatching the episode on BBC iPlayer.

Featured image courtesy of BBC before edits.

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