Sparkles, boots and see-through vests: The best dressed at Glastonbury 2022
No more men in t-shirts!! Society has progressed past men in t-shirts!!
The festival of ultimate FOMO – Glastonbury – has come to an end for another year. Let’s be honest, most of us are pretty pleased with the news because we probably didn’t go. If, like me, you sat in front of BBC iPlayer in a spaghetti-stained maxi t-shirt, judging people on every little outfit detail and decorté, this one’s for you.
’80s lycra made a major comeback alongside plaid skirts, low-rise jeans and cowboy boots. And, you know what? I’m not mad at it at all.
Here’s the only rundown you need of Glastonbury 2022’s best dressed:
1. ‘The whole clique snapped’ – Beyoncé, 2022
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2. We already have a clear champion
3. SHOWSTOPPING
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4. Sparkles AND cowboy boots? A daring combination that just *works*
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5. A gorgeous gorgeous crushed velvet number
6. Good afternoon to these two only
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7. It’s giving ‘St Trinian’s pupil runs away to Glasto and also becomes Avril Lavigne’
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8. This is absolutely the vibe
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9. I want to see her on stage next year
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11. When you’ve got a business meeting at 10 and Megan Thee Stallion at 11
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12. I feel like Olivia Newton-John would be proud for some reason
13. Okay, these people must love a neon jumpsuit
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14. The eighties came back with a vengeance I think
15. Stephanie ran away from Lazytown and went to watch Mitski
16. Need a pair of these glasses ASAP
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17. It really IS cargo pants season
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18. The leopard print… the green vinyl… the jacket… love!!!!
19. Look, the t-shirt and glasses are giving me v mixed signals right now
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20. He’s channelling Steve Irwin with that hat and I’m loving every second
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21. ‘It’s lovely… and sunny’ – Jenny from Tracy Beaker, 2003
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22. Pls don’t ever let this cowboy trend die
23. It’s still flares szn in my heart
24. Sustainable huns
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Featured image via SWNS and @SHASIMONE on Instagram before edits.