This is exactly what the Love Island 2022 cast would have as their Tinder bios

Perfecting a Tinder bio takes time and patience in order to maximise the amount of matches and conversations one has, which is something not many people are capable of. When it comes to the Love Island 2022 cast, considering how long they have all been single, the bios of dating apps is probably something they have all done with ease and they definitely all had 99+ likes on Tinder within minutes of setting up their profile. Given how long we have spent watching the Islanders over the last two months, it’s almost far too obvious how very cringe their Tinder profiles would be.

If some of the couples don’t work out, a few of the Islanders could very well find themselves in the murky pits of hell that is Tinder. But what would their cringey bios and anthems be? Here is exactly what the Love Island 2022 cast would have as their Tinder bio:

Luca

via Instagram @lucabish

Bio: Yes I work with fish and my surname’s Bish, don’t wear it out😂 Not looking for anything serious, just someone to have a chippy tea with every night and wear matching fish slippers with. Don’t think that’s too much to ask is it ladies😂 🐟

Anthem: Seaside – The Kooks

Gemma

via Instagram @gemowen_1

Bio: Don’t ask to meet my dad🙄🙄 Horse girl at heart!❤️🐴 Looking for a real man, tired of time wasters.

Anthem: My Humps – Black Eyed Peas

Ekin-Su

via Instagram @ekinsuofficial

Bio: Actress🎭 I’ll be your sweet Turkish delight if you ask nicely😉 Looking for a gym partner… if you can keep up!🏋️

Anthem: Run the World (Girls) – Beyonce

Davide

via Instagram @davidesancli

Bio: I am the Italian stallion. What more could you want?😏

Anthem: Sexy And I Know It – LMFAO

Indiyah

via Instagram @1ndiyah

Bio: LDN baby. No time for boys and their silly games🥱 Need someone to take me to Hakkasan or maybe Nobu, only the best for this princess 👑x

Anthem: Material Girl – Saucy Santana

Dami

via Instagram @damihope

Bio: Dublin📍 Microbiologist👨‍⚕️ Which lucky girl am I taking home to my mum then👀

Anthem: What You Know Bout Love – Pop Smoke

Tasha

via Instagram @tashaghouri

Bio: Dancer💃 Yorkshire gal with a big heart and a lot of love to give x Don’t challenge me to a dance battle unless you want to get floored!

Anthem: Woman – Doja Cat

Andrew

via Instagram @adamlepage

Bio: Nothing serious, just a wife, two kids and three dogs. I enjoy simple things like licking a tit or whatever🤷

Anthem: The Sound – The 1975

Paige

via Instagram @paigethornex

Bio: Paramedic🚑💕 Love going for cocktails with the girlies, maybe with one too many pornstar martinis😜🍸  Swansea City always honeybuns🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿!

Anthem: As It Was – Harry Styles

Adam

via Instagram @adamcollard

Bio: Looking for a good looking lass. Barely speak on here but DM me on Insta x

Anthem: No anthem, couldn’t even be bothered to link his Spotify.

Danica

via Instagram @_danicataylor

Bio: Looking for a nice boy to take all my Instagram pics, and maybe you could be in one too but we’ll have to see. I don’t mince my words, so whatever I say to you, I mean! Not had the best rodeo with guys, so looking for someone who is truly genuine. Did I mention genuine and nice?

Anthem: One Kiss – Calvin Harris & Dua Lipa

Jamie

via Instagram @jamie_allen12

Bio: Coventry’s answer to Jaden Sancho, and that’s all you need to know⚽

Anthem: Famous – Kanye West

Love Island 2022 continues on ITV2 at 9pm tonight. For all the latest Love Island news and gossip and for the best memes and quizzes, like The Holy Church of Love Island on Facebook.

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Featured image credit via Instagram @adamcollard, @1ndiyah and @gemowen_1.