The truth about how girls feel about sex

It’s that time of the uni year when you are single and you don’t know whether or not there is any point in dating. Summer is coming up, 3 months till the uni year is over and that isn’t long enough to commit to the summer together, is it?

Well, I think there is always a point in dating, whether it’s just for a free meal, attention, sex, or genuinely to meet Mr Right.

Now when we start dating we tell ourselves little lies, “Oh he isn’t the best looking, but he has a good personality”, “he is sooo hot, but he has nae chat”, “I want to climb him like a tree, I don’t care about anything else”.

Well whether you tell yourself you’re not shallow or you are shallow, who gives a shit. If the sex isn’t good, then let’s be honest it’s not going to happen!

As girls ,we all try and stick to the third date rule. Maybe even longer – 3 week rule, 3 month rule, 3 proposals rule…

So you’ve been dating this guy for a while now and all your friends are asking you have you slept with him? The answer is proudly no, but when the guy you have been on a few dates with finally asks you back for a “coffee”, damn right you’re going to say yes!

This is the crucial point.

You’re judging everything. Foreplay? Positions? Size? Shape? Let’s be truthful you can work with average sex but if it’s bad, there’s no point in going back for seconds.

He casually puts a bit of TV/music on and you sit on his bed. Of course, there’s no sign of coffee. You chat for only 2 minutes because you have spoken to each other all evening and you just want to have sex. Next thing you know it’s all over.

There are three outcomes: shit, average or great.

If it was great, you go back for seconds straight away or in the morning.

If it was shit, you make up some lame excuse, like you forgot you had to get up early for something and you leave. There is the possibility you don’t want to feel used and stay the night even if you have the worst night’s sleep ever.

Finally, if it was average, it’s becomes the unknown. You either go back again because “maybe he will improve” or you accept it was average and there is plenty more penis in the sea!

It’s all about sex, sex and more sex. I think girls are more forgiving by nature* and are willing to give a guy a second chance, but once it’s done and you aren’t satisfied – goodbye.

Let’s all hope by the third date you have sex and it turns out he has all the same fetishes as you and you can bring out your box of toys!

*Guys are less judgemental, let’s be honest who wants to tell their pals they had shit sex? They just want to tell them they finally got some!