This librarian is so scared of Kim Kardashian he VOMITS when he sees her

A Birmingham Uni librarian has told how he is so terrified of Kim Kardashian he vomits in disgust at the mere sight of her photo.

24-year-old Mike Amess, who works on the service desk at UoB’s main library, bravely spoke out last week in an article with the Mail Online about his fear of the Armenian goddess.

Don’t look behind you…

In an interview with the Mail he said: “Just hearing the sound of the Kardashians’ nasal voices or catching a glimpse of them on screen makes me feel nauseous and shaky.

My hands get clammy, my breathing gets heavier and I start sweating. Sometimes, I get teary and want to retch.”

Mike blames Kimmy K’s raunchy sex tape for his chronic phobia and explained: “I was raised Catholic and growing up, I tried to repress my sexuality and deny that I was gay.

“Loads of the boys at school were going on about how good Kim Kardashian’s sex tape was. I thought I’d give it a watch in the hope it would turn me on.

To his horror, instead of arousing him Kim’s sex vid reduced him to tears: “I really wanted to be aroused by her so I kept watching it but she made me feel more and more upset. “The experience left me terrified and I never wanted to see Kim’s face again. I have come to terms with my homosexuality now but my dread towards her has never left.

“The sight of Kim writhing around with her huge bum and the sound of her horrible high-pitched wailing repulsed me.” But it’s not just Kim the brummie bookworm has a problem with. He slammed the whole Kardashian clan, branding them “so whiny and shrill.”

Chunder

He said: “Kim and her sisters look and sound so similar – they’re a mess. They make my stomach churn, I hate it.

“I dislike everything about them, especially their physical appearance. I don’t understand how anyone could find them attractive.”

In his most recent Kardashian ordeal, Mike was taken completely by surprise when Kim popped up on his telly straddling her hubby, Kanye West, in his music video ‘Bound 2’.

“I was skipping through music channels and that video came on.

“Seeing Kim naked, with her boobs bouncing about like that brought back memories of that horrendous sex tape. It was like reliving that incident all over again.”

When Mike isn’t vomming at photos of Kim he works here

The aftermath of reliving the trauma left Mike in quite Amess. He said, “Before I knew it, I was sweating like a pig and throwing up. When I hear ‘Bound 2’ on the radio now, I have to switch the station immediately.”

The phobia is so severe he has to ask friends to trawl through the papers and magazines for photos of Kim before he can read them.

Life has been far from easy for the library worker, who says his mates often play practical jokes on him. Mike said: “Once, my friend put a picture of Kim Kardashian on his bathroom door so I couldn’t go to the loo all night. It was unbearable!

“Another time, one of my mates got drunk at a party and chased after me with a photo of Kim’s ‘Belfie’ on his mobile phone.

“They find it hilarious but they don’t realise how traumatic it is for me. I wish I wasn’t scared of the Kardashians.”

“I really wanted to be aroused by her so I kept watching it but she made me feel more and more upset.”

Terrifying

The fear of Kim’s rear has even interfered with Mike’s romantic relationships, and the librarian even had to bin an ex-boyfriend because of the phobia.

His ex was apparently a fan of ‘Keeping up with Kardashians’ so the relationship was inevitably heading for trouble.

“At first, he found my fear funny and kind of cute. But over time, he wanted to talk about the Kardashians with me and of course, that’s not something I was really up for doing.

“We had a big argument once when he demanded to watch the latest episode of ‘Keeping up with the Kardashians’ whilst I was with him.

Mike was left traumatised by Kim Kardashian’s sex tape with singer Ray-J

“We had a blazing row in which he called my phobia immature and attention-seeking. I ended up storming out of his flat.

Mike, who is now single, said: “In the end, it became difficult spending time with him and definitely played a role in our break-up.”

Medical expert Dr Slaney, of Priory Hospital Woking, said of celebrity phobias: “It is unusual for someone to have this type of phobia.”

Mike has never sought medical help for his phobia because he says he is too embarrassed.

Instead, perhaps in an attempt to confront his fear, he posed in a series of photos next to Kim.

Luckily for Mike, the chances of Kim Kardashian popping into the iLounge for a coffee semi-naked are pretty slim.