Clubbers of the week: Welcome Week special
We’re back, bitches
Corinna MasonAs students return to Birmingham, it is no surprise that they headed straight to the clubs and featured in some excellent club photos.
Here are some of the best moments you freshers had during arguably, the craziest week of uni:
Sneeze of the week
Don’t hold back
Chug of the week
Or should I say ‘most passionate chug’
Most affectionate hug
Maybe save the spooning for later
Most embarrassing moment of the week
“Oh, shit”
Best motherly moment
“Now, when you get in the club, don’t order too many tequila shots”
Best dance move
Best pose of the week
“P is for how paralytic we’re gonna get.”
Saddest clubbers of the week
“Why did we think this costume choice would be a good idea?”
Best group photo
“We’re sober so our outfit has stayed amazing”
Cutest couple of the week
I almost didn’t notice your injured thumb
Best kiss
“I don’t need no man”
Sweatiest clubber of the week
And you’re just going to get more sweaty
Most random object of the week
“Hey everyone, I’d like to introduce my date for the night.”
Best selfie
Did it make it to Instagram, though?
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‘Bradley said he was behaving like a caged animal’
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She thinks they’re on the show ‘for fun’ and are not ‘focusing on their marriages’
‘Go f**k yourself’: Luke calls out ‘snake’ in MAFS cast who ‘sold’ story of him having a fight
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