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Throw Him A Bone: Ageing Anarchists Can’t Get It Up

Ageing anarchist Ian Bone’s protest went limp as only 12 middle-aged militants showed up.

Fit College: Homerton v Magdalene

Wow! Fit College is back with sexy students from Homerton and Magdalene. Who’s hot? Who’s not? It’s up to you.

Fit College: Sidney vs Tit Hall

Phwoar! Fit College this week features two sexy pairs of students from Sidney and Tit Hall! Vote for your favourite.

Who’s Next? Uni Bomb Hoaxes Reach Double Digits

A spate of bomb scares has rocked universities across the country.

Cam Jam: New Club Comes To Cambridge

The handful of Cambridge clubs is getting a new addition. Get ready for The Jam House in October.

UPDATE: CUSU Cock-Up Causes Conference Confusion

Trouble and strife within CUSU as ‘mad leftists’ protest the President’s actions.

Fit College: Caius v Pembroke

FIT COLLEGE is back! Who’s hot and who’s not? Rate and slate these sexy students from CAIUS and PEMBROKE.

REVEALED: EASTER 2012 TAB COLUMNISTS

They’ve arrived: the new Tab columnists for this term.

UPDATE: Truly Medley Deeply Do Britain’s Got Talent

Cambridge rising stars Truly Medley Deeply are set to give a stellar performance on Britain’s Got Talent tonight.

Tab Tries: Whisky Tasting

HARRY SHUKMAN steps up in one of his toughest assignments yet to taste high-value whisky at the Union.

Leaked Doc: Protestor Penalized For Piss-Poor Poetry

Owen Holland’s 30 month rustication was down to his inability to explain his own poetry.

Alleged DSK Vandals Off The Hook

Two protesters accused of vandalising The Union walked free after the court found “insufficient evidence”.

Si B Says Bye To Big Fish Ents

Nightlife icon and much-loved Cambridge personality Simon Burdus is leaving Cambridge for pastures new. Everybody’s sad.

DSK Damaged By ‘The Cambridge Precedent’

DSK has withdrawn from a speaker’s engagement at the European Parliament in the wake of the Cambridge campaign to disinvite DSK.

UPDATE: CUSU’s Quiet Riot for Holland

CUSU and CDE were out in force for Owen Holland, but their protest was a little lacking in loudness.

UPDATE: 30 Month Suspension For Willetts Protester

UPDATE: CUSU and CDE are planning a demonstration in central Cambridge today to protest the University’s sentence.

Oxford’s Foul Horseplay at Varsity Riding

Oxford horsed around at Varsity Riding and refused to take their loss like good sports.

UPDATE: DSK Bruised But Not Beaten At Union

Tough questions inside and protests outside made sure DSK didn’t get an easy ride in his headline Union appearance.

UPDATE: The Strauss-Man Cometh

UPDATE: The lawyer of an alleged DSK victim has taken the Union to task at a Womens’ Campaign event.

Catz Application Cock Up

St Catz sent out 400 emails to applicants congratulating them on winning places after they were REJECTED weeks earlier.