The Tab’s Guide to a ‘Shore’ Summer

Although most of us are still huddled up inside cramming in any last minute revision, summer is fast approaching (though maybe not in Edinburgh) and it’s time to start that all important preparation to looking fabulous on holiday. I mean you wouldn’t want to go to Seaside Heights unprepared:

• Hit the gym: if you want to flaunt those Situation worthy abs and shake that booty like Angelina, start working those reps!

Mike “The Situation” shows you how it’s done

• Style that noggin: stash up on the hair-gel and salt spray for some surfer worthy locks. Ridiculous quiff is mandatory.

Oh, he’s so proud of his efforts.

And she just looks stunning!

• The Beautician is your friend: though many of us fear the prospect of hair-removal, the pain of waxing, epilating etc (yes, turn away now boys) must be endured if you want to look like this:

Jwoww!

• Top up the colour: it is true there is nothing worse than seeing pasty tourists (Brits are particularly culpable of this) in their shorts and swimwear. To avoid said chalkiness and to instead resemble a Watsit, pop to the tanning salon or for the more health-conscious of you, invest in some self tanning spray.

This is the colour we don’t want.

This is apparently the colour we do.

• Turn up the music: You WILL play the official Jersey Shore Soundtrack AND “The Situation’s” single, titled “The Situation.”  Pump it Up and Get Crazy, beacause School’s Out.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-Bu9kUR-Zw