Edinburgh’s spiciest Singles of the Week
These pringles are ready to mingle
Francesca, 3rd year, Business Management
Describe yourself in three words: Classy, not trashy
Drink of choice? Strawberry daiquiri, if it's not frozen don't bother
Perfect night out? Anything but Hive
Fave romantic Edinburgh location? The Ivy
Best physical attribute? My smile
Proudest achievement? Organising a one-off club night attended by over 350 students
Any dating deal-breakers? Doesn't pay (especially on first date), boy bye
The glam Francesca might seem like a frosty lady – if her choice in cocktail is anything to go by – but any lucky boys (with full wallets) willing to wine and dine her will surely be in for a treat.
Archie, 2nd year, History & Politics
Describe yourself in three words: Attractive, charismatic, greathair (apparently this is one word)
Drink of choice? Tyskies
Perfect night out? Tuesdays at Sneaky Pete's
Fave romantic Edinburgh location? Bramble
Best physical attribute? My calves
Proudest achievement? Someone once said I was like Leo from Titanic, but better looking
Any dating deal-breakers? Doesn't like kebabs
This dark-haired Leo-lookalike is on the hunt for a lady not afraid to tuck into parcels of suspicious meat after a mad one at Sneaky's. Interested? Prepare to be treated to a fancy drink – he might even let you have a glimpse of his exquisitely-formed calves.
Verity, 3rd year, Philosophy & Maths
Describe yourself in three words: Funny, weird and (very) sarcastic
Drink of choice? Rum and coke
Perfect night out? Leaving Hive early to go get cheesy chips and garlic mayo at El Falafel
Fave romantic Edinburgh location? Calton Hill
Best physical attribute? My eyes (be careful not to get lost in them)
Proudest achievement? I recently did stand up for the first time so I'm pretty proud of that
Any dating deal-breakers? They don't like cheese
Funny girl Verity isn't afraid to get down on the dance floor at Hive – and she's looking for that special someone to sneak out with before the lights come up. Get ready to gaze into her eyes over a styrofoam box of cheesy, garlicky chips/
Yas, 4th year, Theology
Describe yourself in three words: Faf-hater, dissertation-avoider and Snapchat-lover
Drink of choice: Semi-skimmed milk when the sun’s up, Doombar when the sun’s down
Perfect night out: Really wanted to not say Prow, but if I’m being honest, it’s Prow
Fave romantic Edinburgh location: ^^see above
Your best physical attribute: I could grow facial hair from a weirdly young age
Proudest achievement: Got to report on a cricket match at the Home of Cricket this summer, that was pretty beaut
Dating deal-breakers: Anyone who wipes standing up, what the hell’s wrong with you? This would probably be my opening question on the first date
Who wouldn't want a date with the Tab's very own Yas? Catch up on Edinburgh's latest gossip, shared over a VK, with the dulcet tones of the Liam Gallagher blasting through the Prow speakers. And let's face it – he's bound to agree to anything just to avoid cracking on with that dissertation.
If you or anyone you know is interested in any of this week's beautiful singles, feel free to email us at [email protected] or message The Tab Edinburgh on Facebook. Happy mingling!