Clubbers of the Week
The semester is finished and so are our overdrafts!
Phoebe LibbishWhile there may still be occupiers in Gordon Aikman – albeit just the ten of them- Edi babes didn't let it get to them as they rung in Easter weekend in true Edinburgh fashion; getting smashed and waking up on the floor in Hive, classic.
Keep that cursor scrolling for some sweet clubbers of the week!
Stunner of the Week
Runner Up
get yourself a dress that matches your highlight… 10/10
Creeper of the Week
so many creepers
Runner Up
the new creeper epidemic: awkward white boy
(see prior)
Mutant of the Week
Runners Up
What I'd call a layman's attempt to become Patrick the starfish
the ferocious two- headed lumberjack
Hero of the Week
get yourself a man that promotes French philosophy
Runners Up
When your bday party has to out-do Jesus'
Heroine of the Week
Runners Up
YAS m8
Wanker of the Week
Take pride in that you beat a dude wearing a Canada Goose to the title
Runner Up
A token Goose
Unhappy Clubber of the Week
This chick has her pal 'Sam' to thank for the recommendation
Runners Up
what is this, 2005??
Album Cover of the Week
When your straighteners break before pres
WTF of the Week
Wearing animal print doesn't mean you need to act like one, mate.
Runners Up
Pretty Little Liars 2.0
Quorn.
Best of the Rest
TABception
Talk to the hand cos I'm too drunk to listen
When you've spent the past hour thinking about what came first, the chicken or the egg?
Me, after hitting the Vaults at Pleasance for the first time
To be drunk, or not to be drunk? That is the question
Photography credits:
Ben Glasgow
David Wilkinson// Empirical
Neil Stewart
Martin Vesselinov
‘All right-minded people will share my horror’: Sir Peter Mathieson on the Israel-Gaza conflict
Lauren McDougall‘Any student or staff member found to be supporting Hamas will be in breach of UK law’
Are you really an Edi Uni student if you haven’t done these embarrassing things?
Jamie CalderWe’ve all been there but does that really make you feel better?
Milly Angel
Maina Flintham Hjelde
14 things only Scottish students at Edi will understand
Romy BatesA superiority complex about not having to pay tuition fees xo
Students and staff protest at launch of ‘virulently transphobic’ book hosted by Edinburgh Uni
Mila GreshamThe university deny claims of ‘shocking reports of physical abuse’ at the protest
A day in the life of a Master’s student at Edinburgh
Emily SpeakeAre postgrads really so different to everyone else?
How to survive your next Hinge first date in Edi
Beatrice RaffaLet’s leave the ghosts behind for the tourists and brave the dating scene!
Georgie Hayley
If you relate to at least 15/25 of these things then you’re a Marchmont girly
Marchmont girly isn’t a postcode, it’s a state of mind
A rundown of Edinburgh’s best LGBTQ nightlife
Satisfy the post freshers’ blues with one of these iconic queer spots
Six reasons that prove Marchmont is the best student area in Edinburgh
Mia SiitonenNew Town? I don’t want to hear it
Eight of the best Edi date spots in time for cuffing season
We’ve done hot girl summer, now it’s time for nauseating couple winter
10 reflections on being an International student in Edinburgh
Aariya NatuIt’s not just bagpipes you can hear from your kitchen!
What your go-to Edinburgh University Main Library spot says about you
Ready to get back on the grind?
Khushi Parekh
Clubbers of the Week: No time to feel blue in Week Two
University may have officially started, but that doesn’t mean the fun has to stop
anotherstephen
Co-star romances and age-gap relationships: All of Paul Hollywood’s biggest controversies
Lydia Spencer-ElliottHe’s back handing out handshakes on another series of The Great British Bake Off
Boo! These are officially the most haunted UK unis in 2023, based on ghost sightings
Emily SmithThere have been 59 ghost sightings at one UK uni
MAFS gossip column: Jordan responds to fight scandal and cast knew each other before the show?!
Hayley SoenThe drama really never ends!
Tour buses and family dramas: A brief history of One Direction’s run-ins with the law
Liam Payne has just had his driver’s license suspended
‘You’re scared to step outside’: Two women share their stories of being stalked at uni
This doesn’t only happen to celebrities like Holly Willoughby
Another one! People spot a further editing error in MAFS questioning a staged dinner
Nothing is sacred anymore
Um, the video of Georges squatting has been revealed and you absolutely have to watch it
Ellie RingGive this man all the baguettes
Attention pickpocket! The uni cities where you’re most likely to have your phone stolen
I’m switching back to a Nokia brick after this
Meet Lauren Sintes: The 27-year-old model joining the cast of Made in Chelsea
Of course she’s well connected with most of the cast
Rugby boys and the cleaning rota: Just 19 uni things that are none of my business
The hygiene rating of my fave kebab shop has nothing to do with me!
From secret hookups to cheating: All the biggest bombshells from the Love Is Blind reunion
I’m in shock at all of these
Why do posh people sleep with all their mates? A very serious investigation
The Made in Chelsea mayhem has gone on long enough
‘You’ve made a c*** of yourself’: Shona shares off-screen chat that saw Brad axed from MAFS
‘Bradley said he was behaving like a caged animal’
MAFS UK star Chanita Stephenson calls out the current cast for being a ‘bit too wild!’
She thinks they’re on the show ‘for fun’ and are not ‘focusing on their marriages’
‘Go f**k yourself’: Luke calls out ‘snake’ in MAFS cast who ‘sold’ story of him having a fight
It was revealed today Luke has been removed from the show following a physical fight