
Clubbers of the Week
VKs or 10ams? Edinburgh knows what’s up
Post-Freshers' wisdom? Not a chance. It's safe to say that no nights out were sacrificed this week in favour of poring over course handbooks.
With Bourbon's second birthday, Love Island's Jack Fowler making an appearence at Milk, infinite toungues and big bottles of vodka, Edinburgh's students are living it up like nobody's watching – but luckily the camera man is always on hand so that each pout, profanity and Pollock princess can be immortalised.
Stunner of the Week

Kendall is that u?
Runners Up

She's boiling in that coat but knows it's worth it

Actual candid

Animal print = here to stay

Flash isn't needed, she is GLOWING
Creeper of the Week

I don't care that you were on Love Island, those eyes are the stuff of nightmares
Runners Up

Can two creepers cancel each other out?

Creep, but make it fashion

Sure mate, she's loving it

Something about this is deeply disconcerting
Third-Wheel of the Week

When your pal's in a relationship but you're still out there living your best life
Runners Up

Surely witnessing such a strong bond should be somewhat uplifting?

#thirdwheelGANG

Ruining a cute couple pic like a pro
Wanker of the Week

No, you can't have a cigarette
Runners Up

Lonely boy's out by the trash can as per, xoxo gossip girl

Something awful must have happened before this picture was taken and I am dying for context

There's a fine line between hero and wanker and it's this guy

Tweed and ties in Lulu's? Well okay then
Hero of the Week

Great cover picture material mate, congrats
Runners Up

Just because there isn't a piano there doesn't mean you can't play piano there

Splurging your student loan on Grey Goose is a decision you definitely won't regret

Chill with the VKs boys, please
Heroine of the Week

Wonder if she has that same level of focus during tutorials
Runners up

Double the drinks, double the regret

Adventures of Smirnoff Girl, continued

WORK IT

This is pure fire
WTFs of the Week

Nothing says environmentalist like heimlich-maneuvering a turtle at the club
Runners Up

Mate, she doesn't care that you study economics

Catholicism's changed a bit lately

Why Not dance floor or a literal battlefield?
Mutant of the Week

That is the biggest tongue I have ever seen
Runners Up

You do realise these pics get posted right?

Obviously wasn't expecting the club to be so noisy

No one wants to see your tongue!! Put it away!!

Oh the humanity
Album covers of the Week

Alex Turner would be proud
Runners Up

Pop princesses!

Well hey there church goers

This girl could be a Glossier model
Unhappy Clubbers of the Week

Inflatable or not, at least SOMEONE's coming home with ya
Runners Up

Look, I've had it up to here

Realising you're not making that 10am

That last shot of tequilla was a bad idea

Again – context?
Best of the Rest

Smiling through the chaos like Theresa May with Brexit

Excuse me – did you say Napier?

"I'm not leaving for another half an hour" – words on the tombstone of a friendship

TAKE ME ON STRICTLY TIMOTHY

Romantic spots in edinburgh.com

When the fake IDs come throuuuugh

Seriously now

Eyes like these belong in Cab Vol
Photo credits:
Ben Glasgow
David Wilkinson// Empirical
Neil Stewart
James Gourlay